This is what passes for seduction in the Masonjar household.

lilmissmasonjar (while brushing her teeth): We SHOULD have sex.

JMar, standing in the hallway just outside the bathroom door, shrugs non-committally and makes a face that clearly broadcasts his unspoken “Meh.”

lilmissmasonjar (continues): Sometimes, sex is like a Monday; I just want to be on the other side and it’s over with.

JMar snorts his agreement.

lilmissmasonjar (spits, and continues): Well, I’m sure for some people sex is always like a weekend… you can’t wait for it to start and you wish it would never end.

JMar: Not all sex can be movie or TV sex.

lilmissmasonjar: Anyways, can you rub my sore arm when we go to bed?

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