more sex, more swearing, more ultimate fighting…

Apparently, people don’t want to read exclusively about my diet and exercise program.  As if!

Lucy says my blog needs “more sex, more swearing, more ultimate fighting…”  This sparked the following little exchange:

lilmissmasonjar says:
 This is NOT Spike TV, or FOX.
Lucy says:
 well if it were more CW I would read it
 HBO, I would be glued
lilmissmasonjar says:
 drugs, sex, murder, the living dead
 It’s what dreams are made of.

And speaking of dreams…

Lucy says:
 hey in my dream last night, I walked into a threesome in my room
 and I was pissed that I had to find another room to sleep in
lilmissmasonjar says:
 In my dream last night, I stomped on a spider, instead of dying it turned into a snake, and Tycho attacked it.  I was torn between wanting Tycho not to get hurt and getting the F*** out of Dodge.  I started to poke at it with a stick – the only weapon I could find, WTH dream? I needed a Katana – and somehow “cut” the thing in half, but it grew a new head/tail and then it was  2 snakes.
Lucy says:
 so my dream means I am old, your dream means that the solutions to your problems end up creating more problems

Lucy is NOT old, she’s like 2 months older than me, but she IS a genius.  She analyzed the hell outta my dream.

Yesterday evening, I was playing Restaurant City when an IM from Boo-boo popped up.  She was asking me about something work-related… did I ever tell you that Boo-boo works evenings and weekends in the same office as me?  Anyways, she wanted to quickly consult me about something, which ended up turning into a 30-minute long back and forth.  Without going into too many details, I had a plan to take care of something in the morning, Boo-boo saw it needed doing and decided to work on it, there were a couple of miscommunications with other people, in the end it all worked out just fine but it would have been a lot easier on everyone involved if I had dealt with it in the morning.  Don’t get me wrong, Boo-boo was doing her job, she wasn’t stepping out of bounds.  I really respect her for not just “calling it in” as it were.  I’d use more cliches – goes the extra mile, gives it 110% – but that’s just lame.  The point is that sometimes it’s best to let sleeping dogs lie.  Yeah, I know, I couldn’t resist.

Anyways, I think I nailed the “more sex” with Lucy’s threesome dream, and the “more ultimate fighting” with my snake dream (although it would also fall under “when animals attack”); so I just need more swearing.  Hmmm…

Blerg!!!

There, all set.

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